| Title | Year | Summary | Rating |
| Barb Wire | 1996 | Shake ‘em again, Pam. | * ½ |
| Clerks. | 1994 | An old labor of love I can’t stay mad at. | *** ½ | Cool World | 1992 | Some redeeming qualities, if you can stand to look at it. | ** |
| Jay and Silent Bob Reboot | 2019 | I wrote this review a long time ago, and I’m still angry. | ½ |
| Knock Knock | 2015 | Stupid, misandrist take on a porn movie scenario. | * |
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